Neuron Juice

So I pack a lunch to work–it is a great thing to do, even if it does make me feel like I am a little kid who is still in grade school. I always try to pack things into that I would want the next day, but I have come to realize that it is pretty hard for me to predict the future, even when it is about me.

Maybe I will want a sandwich, or maybe I will want some HGH oral spray. There is really no way to tell, so I have kind of just stopped worrying about it. When I pull the lunch out of the fridge in the morning I cannot remember what it was that I put into it the night before. I do not even open it until lunch time for fear that I will not like it and then leave it at home. That is a whole other problem.

No matter what I have packed for myself, I can at least be assured that it is a little healthy. If I leave it at home because it doesn’t sound good then I will just become one of those guys who eats out everyday for lunch, and then I will obviously die of heart disease or something.

The reason I hate work is simple.  No drugs.  Used to be you could smoke at work.  That isn’t a real drug but it’s better than hitting a can of Red Bull or 5 hour energy.  That stuff is overrated.  Smoking is pretty appropriately rated.  It’s just ok.  Not cocaine, not heroine, not meth, not vicadoine, but something.

Of course I’m speculating.  I’ve never done any drugs beyond Tylenol.  I haven’t even smoked.  Like I haven’t even tried smoking.  I kind of want to try an electric cigarette but I don’t want to get addicted to something that isn’t even hip yet.  I mean, we are ahead of the curve as far as I can tell with the e-cig.  It may not even catch as far as I know, but it is kind of cool…cause it’s just steam that comes out of it.  Not hot steam, just fog or whatever.  There is a word I am missing there…

Anyways, according to some actress on Letterman you can just use the things anywhere, cause there’s no smoke.  Still, good luck pulling that out on an airplane.  Let me know how that goes for you.  That’s why they made the patch right?  So you could smoke while you sleep?  Or is it so you can smoke and smoke at the same time?

Fitness has changed so much over the past forty years.  It used to be you could turn on the television and see people in leg warmers standing on different pedestals showing various levels of intensity while smiling and making it all look very pleasant.  Now, you have programs that mimic boot camp settings and employ harsher tactics to drive into more physical prowess.  Even the exercise videos have changed drastically.  When you compare Jane Fonda with the P90X workout program, it’s like a night a day difference in demeanor, attitude and approach.

Granted, I bet people have had a lot more success with the P90X program in a matter of a few months than people had with the nicer exercise video demeanor.  If you are serious about losing weight, P90X is a good way to go.  However, the whole boot camp approach that is becoming more common is not for the faint hearted individual.  These definitely take some grit and resolve in order to complete and see it through to the finish.  Though the style has changed a lot, the goal is still the same, getting fit.  Whichever method you prefer, it takes commitment to consistently complete any fitness program and that is really admirable.