Neuron Juice

Have you ever wanted to buy bulk birthday cards?? You haven’t? Well I think about it all of the time. Especially when I see a crazy funny birthday card, (those are hard to come by, especially by my standards because I am really picky about cards, I spend hours picking out the perfect card for people) I want to buy a million of those cards and give them all to my friends.

For example, I saw this card and I didn’t buy it, but I definitely should have. There was a picture of a UFO hovering above earth and this human was chasing after it saying “take me take me!!!” and on the inside the UFO says to the human “No. You’re ugly.” Funny, right? I just died laughing when I saw that card. When  you see a gem like that, how can you not have the urge to buy bulk birthday cards? Give that to all of your friends, and let them think that you think that they are ugly. It is a win win situation. You gain the upper hand as the more attractive friend and they still like you because you gave them a birthday card. Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?